Top Ten Facebook Status Updates from The Middle East:
10. Israel and Hamas joined the group: Cease Fire
9. Hamas left the group Cease Fire and received a gift from Iran
8. Israel poked the United Nations, no response
7 Israel created the event "Cast Lead"; Hamas is attending and has invited civilians
6. Israel and Hamas are no longer in a relationship
5. Egypt, Jordan and Saudi Arabia are now fans of Israel
4. The world commented on Israel/Hamas status
3. Hamas posted a new photo album and tagged civilians
2. The United Nations posted an event "New Cease Fire Resolutions" The US maybe attending; Hamas and Israel are not attending
1. Hamas is no longer on facebook. Palestinian Authority and Israel are now friends