This is a LIVE link of what's happening NOW in Mumbai R"L

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I HAVE A QUESTION

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea....does that mean that one out of five enjoys it? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ *~*~*

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ If people from Poland are called Poles, then why aren't people from Holland called Holes? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? ? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks, so I wondered what do Chinese mothers use. Toothpicks? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while they deliver the mail? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

 

 

*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* As income tax time approaches, did you ever notice: When you put the two words 'The' and 'IRS' together, it spells 'THEIRS'? *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*

  YOU, make it a great day!

how to go home from work

 

Always check the barn True story SEE PICS

A  New York man retired. He wanted to use his retirement  money wisely, so it would last, and decided to buy a home and a  few acres in  Portugal . The modest farmhouse had been vacant for  15 years.; the owner and wife both had died, and there were no heirs.  The house was sold to pay taxes. There had been several lookers,  but the large barn had steel doors, and they had been welded  shut. Nobody wanted to go to the extra expense to see what was in  the barn, and it wasn't complimentary to the property anyway......so,  nobody made an offer on the place.  The New York guy bought it at just over half of the property's worth, moved  in, and set about to tear in to the barn.......curiosity was killing him.  So, he and his wife bought a generator, and a couple of  grinders.......and  cut  thru the welds.  What was in the barn...............? The Barn  The doors were welded shut, but an angle grinder took care of that.  Fiat Cabriolet (1200 or 1500), Ford Cortina MKII, Mercedes Benz 180/190.  Aston Martin Opel GT, Lotus Elan FHC, Lotus Super Seven Series IV, Lotus Elan DHC.  Porsche 356, Austin Healey Sprite MkII, Volvo PV 544, Ford Y   Giulietta Sprint, Giulia Sprint Speciale (SS), Nash Metropolitan.  Alfa Giulietta, Lotus Europa, another Lotus Elan FHC, Matra Djet  Lancia Flaminia Coup.  Abarth 1300 Scorpione.  American (inspired) design.  Interior of Alfa Romeo.  Lancia Flaminia Coup, Peugeot 504 cabriolet & 404 cabriolet.  Mini, Alfa 1900 Super Sprint, Balilla.  Fiat Topolino II, Triumph TR4, Peugeot 202.  BMW V8, Formula racers, Chryslers, Mercedes, Austin A30.  BMW V8, Formula racers, Chryslers, Mercedes, Austin A30.   ALL UP VALUED AT $35 MILLION  DOLLARS  THIS IS A TRUE STORY THE MAN AND HIS WIFE HAD FULL CLAIM TO THE  LOT   THEY HAD A GREAT RETIREMENT

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Jokes & More Jokes
The Aim Is To Get You To Smile

Balance Sheet of US Investment Sheets

There are two sides of the US Investment banks balance sheet:

the left side and the right side.

 

On the left side, there is nothing right. 
And on the right side, there is nothing left.

an e-mail sent to an engineer

Sir,
Steel roof and column already constructed. Kindly send us the foundation drawings.  A.S.A.P .
 Regards
Contractor.

 

 

would you now stop smoking?

 

Inside a huge pizza factory

icing on the cake

These are all cakes !!!!! What patience, and skill...........Awesome cakes, someone worked hard.  Yes, everything you see is a cake with the frosting.  The sewing machine and other items look so real it looks like they are the real thing - but, they are all just cake and frosting.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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