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Parshas Hamon

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There is a well known segula for parnasa, to say Parshas Hamon, "shnayim mikra ve'eched targum" (2 times the posuk and 1 time the Targum Unkelos), on the Tuesday before Parshas Beshalach is read. The source of this custom is Reb Menachem Mendel of Rimanov, one of the four primary disciples of the Noam Elimelech. Reb Sholom of Stropkov used to say this over in the name of the Rimanover. Reb Mendel of Rimanov expounded on Parshas Hamon for 24 years; many of these explanations are available in print. It is therefore understandable that he is the source of this minhag; if anyone really understood the meaning of Parshas Hamon, it was him.

The halachic works say that it is a good thing to read Parshas Hamon everyday. (Tur 1; Shulchan Aruch, Orach Chaim 1:5; Aruch Hashulchan 1:22; Shulchan Aruch HaRav 1:9). Shevet Mussar says that the segula of Parshas Hamon is when it's read "shnayim mikra ve'eched targum" and Siddur Segulas Yisroel says to say it with the cantillation. The common custom seems to be to read each posuk once, without cantillation, aside from the Tuesday of Beshalach.

Mishna Berura quotes the Yerushalmi in Brochos that says one who says Parshas Haman will not lack sustenance, and quoting the Taz says that reading it alone isn't sufficient, but one has to understand from the reading that our sustenance come about through Divine intervention. By reading the account of how Klal Yisroel was sustained by Hashem in the desert for 40 years, we ingrain in ourselves that our livelihood comes about only because Hashem wills it. So, if one reads Parshas Hamon religiously and despite this feels the need to cheat or lie to make a living, he did not learn anything from Parshas Hamon. It's not a magic incantation but an affirmation of Hashem being the "Hand that feeds us". (Remember the Kav Hayosher says that one who is honest in business is a complete tzadik.)

The great Mashgiach of Lakewood, Rav Matisyahu Salomon shlita was asked how there are some people that daven so intensely and in their business they treat employees and associates in such a horrible manner. He answered that when these people say "Boreich Aleinu" in Shemonah Esrei, they are thinking: "Hashem, I'm a pretty smart guy and developed a successful business. Please don't interfere and mess things up." That is how these people who seem to daven so "ehrlich" in the morning go into their offices and treat everyone like trash; they think it's their smarts making the money and don't really believe that all is from Hashem.

The Orchos Tzadikim (Shaar HaAnavah) says that there are three reasons why Hashem gives people wealth: 1) As a reward. These are people that use their money for good causes and will nevert hurt others with their wealth.) 2) As a test. How will they handle the money? 3) As Nekamah (revenge). These are the people who are wealthy and take advantage and trample over those not as fortunate.) I believe that when we work and think that it's our own smarts that make us money that puts us in category 3 – a punishment, because if we don't realize that it's Hashem giving us the money we will probably not handle it correctly. When we acknowledge that all our livelihood comes from Hashem, such as by reciting Parshas Hamon, we can put ourselves into the category 1 – a reward, because by realizing that Hashem gives us whatever we have, we have a better chance of handling the money properly.

On the Tuesday of Parshas Beshalach, many people read it in middle of Chazoras Hashatz or other parts of davening. You will lose more than you gain by this. Parshas Hamon is a sort of extra credit, but listening to Chazaras Hashatz is required (this deserves a whole article by itself). Don't make a mistake of doing a segula at the expense of actual Halacha; following Halacha is the #1 segula for everything. And don't forget the main thing is the belief that no matter how smart it seems we are, every single penny is from Hashem.

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Friend of Roman Abramovich buys Britain's priciest new house - a £35m bulletproof mansion

Last updated at 09:02am on 9th January 2008

A house in Hampstead, North-West London, has become the most expensive new property ever sold in Britain.

Israeli diamond billionaire Lev Leviev paid £35million for the seven-bedroom home and plans to move in with his wife Olga and two of his nine children.

The family will make the house their permanent residence.

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New home: The Leviev's house in Hampstead which boasts a cinema and an indoor pool which transforms into a ballroom at the push of a button

Meet the neighbours: Diamond billionaire Lev Leviev is moving to the house in Hampstead from Israel with his wife, Olga, and two of his nine children

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It is in a private road where Lulu and Maurice Gibb and Ringo Starr have all had homes.

The vast entrance hall boasts a £750,000 stone staircase which was carved using techniques last used 150 years ago to construct French chateaux.

In the drawing room, a £100,000 hand-carved stone fireplace is a replica of one at Cliveden.

As well as an armour-plated front door which weighs half a tonne and cost £50,000, the house has a nightclub, a cinema and an indoor swimming pool decorated with gold-plated mosaic tiles.

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Palatial: The gold-plated pool and hot tub

The house, designed to last for 300 years, also includes a gym with steam room, hair salon, sauna and spa bath.

A source said: "£35 million is believed to be a record UK price for a new-build property."

The house was designed by architect William Bertram of Bath who was persuaded out of retirement.

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Luxury: The carved stone fireplace is a replica of one at Cliveden

It was originally built for property developer Mansour Namaki but when he decided to move to Regent's Park, the search started for a potential buyer.

Those interested had to provide references from solicitors and bankers before being given the £1,000 brochure about the house, which has been named Palladio, after the 16th century Italian considered the father of post-Renaissance architecture.

It is believed the house was sold by Trevor Abrahmsohn, managing director of Glentree International, along with sub-agent Gary Hersham of Beauchamp Estates.

Mr Abrahmsohn refused to comment on the sale, but said: "This house represents arguably the finest new-build in Europe, if not the world today.

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Mansion: The vast entrance hall boasts a £750,000 stone staircase carved with techniques used in French chateaux

"I have been in the business for 30 years and have not seen a finer example of quality craftsmanship than this."

The house has the most up-to-date entertainment and communication system.

Infra-red cameras, lights, music, electronic doors, heating and air conditioning can be monitored and controlled externally "from a yacht in the Caribbean if necessary," according to a source.

The family room transforms into a cinema at the touch of a button and the pool room can convert into a ballroom.

Mr Leviev, 51, is a close friend of Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich and is estimated to be worth £3.25 billion.

He donates about £25 million a year to charity and also owns homes in Israel, New York and Moscow.

He arrived in Israel from Uzbekistan in 1971 and went on to own the country's largest diamond company.

He is the 278th wealthiest person in the world, and is believed to be moving to be closer to the City's institutional investors.

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