Friday, 29 February 2008
Reb Aron in Manchester ADAR 5768
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Thursday, 28 February 2008
Wiznitz Reb Mendel in London Adar 5768
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Wiznitz Reb Mendel in London Adar 5768
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Concert letter from Gedolim
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Wednesday, 27 February 2008
JUST RELEASED Virgin Train £1 to/from London NEW Bookings available up to: 25 April 2008
Virgin Train £1 to/from London NEW Bookings available up to: 25 April 2008
Afraid its only valid to & from London & Manchester.Bookings available up to: 25 April 2008.
http://www.mobitix.thetrainline.com/vt/advancePurchase.aspx
IF YOU GET ONE LET US KNOW PLEASE.
THANKS
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וידיאו משמחת הבר מצוה לנין כ"ק מרן אדמו"ר שליט"א נכד לחדב"נ האדמו"ר מבעלזא שליט"א - שהתקיימה בביהמ"ד הגדול
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Tuesday, 26 February 2008
Father who survived the Holocaust inspires Avram Grant Chelsea FC
Father who survived the Holocaust inspires Avram Grant
Whoever sent white powder and anti-Semitic death threats to Avram Grant this week should be made to sit down in the company of the Chelsea first-team coach's father. Meir Granat will watch his son's team for the first time in the Carling Cup final at Wembley tomorrow, with his strength in surviving the Holocaust going some way to explaining why his son appears so calm under pressure.
Compared with his father's experiences, Grant's struggle to the summit of his profession has been easy. As a Hasidic Jew, Granat fled his native Poland as a 13-year-old in 1941 for the far north of Russia, where he was forced to bury his parents and five siblings as freezing conditions took their toll before finding his way to Palestine at the end of the Second World War.
Grant, who adopted a shortened form of the family name in the Eighties, paid tribute to his father yesterday, appearing close to tears as he showed the human side of a man who remains something of a mystery. "My father was 80 \ so we're celebrating and he will be at the game," Grant said. "I don't know if you know the story of my father, but he is a great man, one of the greatest that I know. He is optimistic like I have never seen in my life and he suffered a lot in the age when he was young.
"He was a survivor of the Holocaust and I have the name of my grandfather that died in the Holocaust. My father gave me a lot in my life and what impressed me about him was he always sees the positive things. Even when I was at school, he saw only the good marks. And even now, he is optimistic. If you speak to him about the past, he says it was in the past but I live the future."
Not even his father, however, could have envisaged Grant's journey from being youth-team coach at Hapoel Petach Tikvah, the Israeli side, to managing one of the richest clubs in the world. "I don't even think my father could have imagined me at Chelsea, but [tomorrow] he will see," Grant said. "I used his money when I was young to see cup finals — and he was not rich — so I bought him his ticket. I think I can afford it."
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/chelsea/article3420140.ece
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Lipa on the Big Ban
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BELZ BAR MITZVAH לחן חדש שהולחן לכבוד שמחת בית בעלזא 5 -תמונות משמחת הבר מצוה בבני ברק
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Monday, 25 February 2008
FREE 10,000 free tickets for Daily Mail ideal home exhibition
10,000 free tickets for Daily Mail ideal home exhibition
Expires: 29/02/2008
10,000 free ideal home show tickets to be claimed by midnight Friday 29 Feb 2008....*online offer only.
the uk's best loved home show, which runs from march 14 - April 6 at London's earls court.
there's no catch or money to pay. simply log on to
www.myidealhometicket.com
and leave your details together with this reference code
NP49 and two tickets will be posted to you
*THESE ARE WEEKDAY SHOW TICKETS*
Can be used at weekends with extra charge on gate of £5-00
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Thursday, 21 February 2008
Couches for Mothers in law
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Buying a cake at Asda
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Wednesday, 20 February 2008
IKEA has announced its intention to start selling cars.
Media Release:
IKEA has announced its intention to start selling cars.
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Monday, 18 February 2008
The 3M's Present "The London Experience"
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Tuesday, 12 February 2008
HP Office Orchestra CLIP
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Monday, 11 February 2008
Shloime Gertner Video Commercial for Big Event
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Wednesday, 6 February 2008
MONEYSAVER - Superdrug 5% off stamps Thursday 7 February until Sunday 2 March 2008
Superdrug 5% off stamps from 7 February
Superdrug is offering 5% off first-class stamps from Thursday 7 February until Sunday 2 March 2008. While it's often just as quick and cheaper to buy second-class, if you do use first-class often anyway, then stock up while the offer's on.
What they'll cost at Superdrug:
- Book of 4 first-class for large letters: £1.82 (Normal price: £1.92)
- Book of 6 first-class: £1.94 (Normal price: £2.04)
- Book of 12 first-class: £3.87 (Normal price: £4.08)
Provided the stamps say 'first' rather than having a cost on them (e.g. 34p) then even when stamp prices go up - they're still useable as first-class stamps. Thus there isn't a problem stocking up on them when you can get them.
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Tuesday, 5 February 2008
Virgin Train £1 to/from London NEW Bookings available up to: 14 March 2008
Bookings available up to: 14 March 2008.
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